linux user group brescia

Why Computers Sometimes Crash!

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is 
interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes 
your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to 
report. 

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the 
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is 
corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless 
and your system's gonna crash! 

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network 
is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to 
tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer 
down the hall. 

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your 
icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot 
and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna 
hang. 

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro
code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash
the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off 
the computer and be sure to tell your Mom! 



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